By John Patrick
Directed by Kelly Carlin
June 4 & 5 at 7:30 PM
June 12 & 13 at 7:30 PM
Matinee June 7 & 14 at 4:00 PM

The wacky, heartwarming tale of Opal Kronkie, a middle-aged recluse who lives in a tumbledown mansion filled with anything she can collect from the neighboring junkyard. Opal is an optimist, but no matter how mean her “friends” are, she responds with unfailing kindness and an abiding faith in goodness of human nature. Enter into her rather strange world Gloria, Bradford, and Solomon; three purveyors of bogus perfume on the lam from the authorities. Opal’s home is the perfect hideout. Opal herself might be the answer to their shattered finances. They decide she needs plenty of life insurance, a rapid demise, and three beneficiaries named Gloria, Bradford, and Solomon. Plenty of laughs ensue as the three of them repeatedly attempt to murder the unsuspecting Opal. Laughter, kindness, friendship, and true heart weave its way through this uproarious comedy.